My Birthday!

It'sa my birthday! W007 to 15-year-olds! The list:

• Monster Manual
  
• CD Player
  
• The official One Ring (of the movie series)
  
• "The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek" by Relient K
  
• Two amusing shirts
  
• Not-so-amusing blue jeans
  
• Year's subscription to "Discover" Magazine.
  

w007!