Sunday, July 18, 2004

True Story

I actually heard this one on the news: At some beach, a 7 ft tall fiberglass chef statue (y'know, the kind that hold up the menu) was stolen. Later that day, the criminal called and left a ransom message saying "You will only get back your chef if you give me 400 pounds of cheese ravioli in unmarked bags."

2 comments:

Tor said...

someone is a little too in love with his ravioli...

Dougie said...

Next, on HBO: The Stolen Chef: A Tale of Forbidden Pasta